you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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