We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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