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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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