are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
