i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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