I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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