if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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