your parents love me but you hate me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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