I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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