I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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