when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
that is very illegal...i love you.
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