ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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