Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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