I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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