I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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