she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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