I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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