Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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