I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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