I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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