Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
