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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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