there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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