Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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