bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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