your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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