North Korea, Best Korea!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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