my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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