so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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