I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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