Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My nipple is on Facebook.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Your cock deserves a montage
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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