The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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