I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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