He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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