is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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