It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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