He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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