all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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