u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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