can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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