addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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