I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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