I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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