Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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