HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Panties = found
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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