I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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