I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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