you guys were way drunker than both of me
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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