I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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