I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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