Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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